How are you doing today?
Most sites like these open with a boring introduction to the person behind it, generally focusing on whatever skills or hilarious character traits he or she may possess. I say screw that. I say we turn the tables for once and talk about you instead.
So I will ask again: how are you doing today? If you are doing good, that is great! I hope things keep going your way. If you are feeling like shit, I am sorry to hear that. I would offer you a comfortable seat and something to drink, but you will have to settle for my sympathy. While it probably does not help you, I hope it makes you feel at least a little better.
Now that we have established roughly what your situation is like, how about we discuss why you are here? I am curious why you are visiting my site and what you hope to find. You are most likely here for the stream, but I suppose you might be interested in my blog too.
If neither of those things brought you here, the only other thing I can think of is that you have an interest in me. This is my site after all, so it is a very good place to start if you want to know more about who I am and what I do. If this is the case, I suggest you visit the section about me or – if you want to communicate directly with me – make your way to the contact page.